T** C**** S**
June 2, 2010
Origin : Nicaragua
Format : Toro
Size : 5.5 x 52
Wrapper : Nicaraguan Habano Oscuro
Filler : Nicaragua
Binder : Nicaragua
Strength : Dilbert with a 12 gauge shotgun (Full)
Price : $7 each
This mission was critical. I had to return my previous disguise to Agent 15, the BOSS… I’ll really miss that blue bonnet that his grandmother let me borrow. Anyway, I found myself compromised this time, stuck with my proverbial pants down. So I shaved my leg a little bit and MacGyver’d a new mustache. What? Like you’ve never done that. Whatever. I had to quickly cut this target and light it on fire… here’s what it had to tell me:
This cigar is wrapped brilliantly. Especially for being a perfecto. It feels a bit spongy, but not enough to worry about. You know, worried like you ate too much chili before going on a date. Gross. Anyway, this cigar is dark colored, but not like a maduro per se. It also has a slight oily sheen to it.
This cigar has incredible flavor. It’s everything a proper Nicaraguan puro would be. Spicy, complex, nutty, and earthy. Fantastic! The flavors only get better as it opens up from the tapered end. The first few puffs were very sweet, pure tobacco flavors. As I continued the interrogation, it really let loose and handed my ass back to me before it was all said and done. Brilliant!
After waking up from the bitch slap fest I received, the target was incinerated and my leg-hair mustache was nowhere to be found. If you come across this cigar somewhere, grab it! That’s what she said.
Agent Tip #9: When picking out a disguise, avoid looking childish. Children take offense to that sort of nonsense.
December 10, 2012
601 is my favorite stick… the Trabuco… I like this size too, but for me the Trabuco is just this stick times ten… keep 50 cooling in the humidor all the time.
December 9, 2012
I TOTALLY AND COULD NOT HELP BUT ”LAUGH” .BECAUSE I HAD THE SAME REACTION AS U DID WHAT A RIDE ONE HELL OF A SMOKE…I TOTALLY ENJOY THIS SITE NOTHING BEATS ALL UR INFO KEEP IT UP AN OLD SMOKER JOE B..
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