Origin : Nicaragua
Format : Robusto
Size : 5.5 x 50
Wrapper : Ecuadorian Sumatra
Binder : Nicaraguan
Filler : Dominican, Nicaraguan
Price : ~$7 each
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As a matter of opinion, I want to talk about the 2008 Presidential Election. I’m going to tell you who I’m voting for and what I believe in. If you don’t like political talk, go ahead and scan down the page. Okay, so, I am going to write-in Mrs. T’s Potato & American Cheese Pierogies. These magical pasta shells stuffed with whipped potatoes and American cheese have never let me down. They don’t impede my economic, social, or religious beliefs. To cook these pierogies in olive oil and sauteed onions is something that gives me hope that this wonderful nation will carry on. Okay, sorry for forcing my political opinion on you. On with the mission!
Beautiful, solid, somewhat oily. The Rocky Patel Sun Grown Robusto feels firm to the squeeze, no obvious soft spots. The red bands are great. There are a few veins that run the length of the cigar, but nothing obnoxious…like Corey Feldman.
Wow. Where to start? Spicy, nutty flavors up front. Consistent peppery flavors throughout. Complex. Even small amounts of sweetness… like dark chocolate jump out once in a while. Nice!
Creamy! This smoke just coats your mouth like milk. Okay, so that’s not a good reference. Unless you enjoy dipping your cigar in milk, and then you’re just… well… strange. Speaking of dunking things in milk… Have you ever held an Oreo in milk long enough for it to break apart and sink to the bottom of your milk glass? That sucks!
I truly believe this cigar is incredible. I would acquire this target over and over. I have to give a special thanks to my weapons specialist: GPK3. His reconnaissance has been unparalleled.
Agent Tip #7: If you leave your fly unzipped on accident while on a mission, simply slueth behind a nearby inanimate object and coordinate a loud cough while you simultaneously zip. Just beware of severe injury if this fails. Try not to scream like a girl.